I got comapred to Zooey Deschanel tonight. I hate Zooey Deschanel.
I actually believe, in my heart, that ZD is actually an android, constructed in an underground lab on the Island of Evil by the League of Sexist Men to dumb down American women and superimpose this "I'm quirky but I need a man to save me" mentality into the national zeitgeist. Sitting around a big, pointy metal table somewhere sits Rush Limbaugh and the guy who decided to jack up Tampon prices and they're all laughing their asses of right now, making toasts to their success. Shit makes me sick.