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Run tubcake, run.

My life as a runner, while fighting the urge to eat my weight in cookie dough.

Thank you corporate America. Thank you for helping me keep my priorities straight. I almost forgot that only women do laundry, run a home, care about the absorbancy of paper towels, cook, and raise kids. If anybody needs me I’ll be busy devolving 70 years.

Truth

  • Me: I got comapred to Zooey Deschanel tonight. I hate Zooey Deschanel.
  • Adrian: I actually believe, in my heart, that ZD is actually an android, constructed in an underground lab on the Island of Evil by the League of Sexist Men to dumb down American women and superimpose this "I'm quirky but I need a man to save me" mentality into the national zeitgeist. Sitting around a big, pointy metal table somewhere sits Rush Limbaugh and the guy who decided to jack up Tampon prices and they're all laughing their asses of right now, making toasts to their success. Shit makes me sick.

If being an advocate for women’s rights makes me a “feminist bitch” that’s fine. I will not sit idly by as people try to take away my rights.